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Jhonny_C123
  • Town/Country : Guayaquil, Ecuador
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Jhonny_C123 : Like soccer computers ect...

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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901 (391)

I agree, your life sucks (43581) - you deserved it (4464)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (17412) - you deserved it (7456)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get some rest when my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML

#8910408 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (23878) - you deserved it (1467)

On 03/08/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by itsEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

#7824554 (344)

I agree, your life sucks (29396) - you deserved it (7521)

On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (19662) - you deserved it (22962)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (23956) - you deserved it (2845)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the lifejacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

#4826792 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (6632) - you deserved it (25349)

On 08/26/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

#4774065 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (16655) - you deserved it (28026)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

#1430731 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (130918) - you deserved it (7421)

On 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm - money - by Sad (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (170830) - you deserved it (52068)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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