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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 998
  • Number of comments : 357
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jharrist89 : I don't normally stay up late. But when I do, I'm on Fml! This app helps kill time when I'm not busy at work. I'm 23, and a single father. I just got back in school, and plan on finishing this time around. I have a great job, but I'm forward drivin', and won't stop until I've reached my own personal success. I was born in the city, but raised on fishing, hunting, and nope not Nascar. I respect the fact that you only get few opportunities to make this life worthwhile before it becomes a burden. I never pass up a good Tigers game. Yea I'm a Lions fan, and yea I know, they suck. If you want to know more than hit the message icon!

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Jharrist89's favorite FMLs

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

by Anonymous / 05/31/2013 at 12:28am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

Today, I went out to Applebees with a girl I like and a group of friends. Someone asked if the girl and I were dating. She instantly replied with a bit of disgust "What? No way, never!" It would have been nice to know before paying for the last ten or so dates we went on. FML

by Anonymous / 03/20/2013 at 1:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

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