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Jezzababyrocks
  • Town/Country : Wellington, NZ
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 February 1999 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

#20140057
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20722) - you deserved it (3814)

On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
100 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today, my husband sweetly asked me, "You know what I'd really like to do if I had an extra $4,000?" Expecting a romantic answer, I asked what. He said, "I'd get you a tummy tuck." He still can't figure out what he said wrong. FML

#20125706
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19852) - you deserved it (4108)

On 10/20/2012 at 8:22pm - love - by cargaljen (woman) - United States

Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

#15339337
178 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML

#4605529
103 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 5:16pm - work - by vmml97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to tell my 10 year old son that me and his father are getting a divorce. His reply? "Yes! I call living with dad!" FML

#4066807
149 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 11:13pm - kids - by reckless182 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

#843065
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On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
27 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version



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