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Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
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On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awake during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML
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On 06/03/2012 at 4:27pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I learned that my "cash back rewards" for credit card purchases are mailed with the monthly statement. The same monthly statement that goes straight into the shredder or fireplace because I prefer to do my banking online. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 9:51pm - money - by twiggy24 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I worked 4 hours for a huge mail call to get all the troops their Christmas mail. And just like every other mail call I did not receive one package or letter. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 3:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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