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  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 402
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37197) - you deserved it (5575)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML

#16807488
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29740) - you deserved it (3178)

On 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm - love - by arekusa - United States (New York)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

#16778449
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31918) - you deserved it (3128)

On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31730) - you deserved it (6691)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States



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