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  • Number of visits : 1019
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jessicaa96145 : Im Jessicaa. I love the comments more than the FMLs sometimes. Short for my age. Ive been on here since December 2009 , just never got to making an account. Anything else needing to know? Just Ask :)

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Fucked!<b>Countryboy6</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 4:32am<b>rjc490</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 6:47pm

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Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9451) - you deserved it (73705)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML

Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (19274)

On 07/14/2010 at 11:17am - intimacy - by safetyfirst (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)



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