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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5034
  • Number of comments : 383
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jessi_the_sexii : Well my name is Jessi. i was born in la spezia italy and moved to the states when i was 14. im attending juillard school of dance majoring in inteprative dance, minoring in hip hop. i love to sing, i love to dance and i love to play soccer. my passion in life is to help people(: i love everyone and hate no one. i love every race, religon, sex and orentation. every human has feelings and i do my best not to step on them.
-Condoms are cheaper than guns, make love not war.
-The greatest compliment one can receive is simply being considered a human being
-Don't let anyone ever feel like you dont deserve what you want.
anything else just ask(i always reply) or just add my facebook or myspace|soccer_allstar1991@yahoo.com|Jessi Saldatore|

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

#12758397
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I agree, your life sucks (11476) - you deserved it (46010)

On 08/26/2010 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Eeeek (woman) - Bulgaria (Varna)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

#12758397
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11476) - you deserved it (46010)

On 08/26/2010 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Eeeek (woman) - Bulgaria (Varna)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21665) - you deserved it (9371)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

#12343499
145 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7612) - you deserved it (53170)

On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)



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