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Jessi_Rose96

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1741
  • Number of comments : 351
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Jessi_Rose96 : Due to all the stupid stuff I say in a day, I decided, "Hell, why not put them here?" So I give you....

Rose's Words to Live By:
-OH MY GOD! There's mayonnaise in that tree!
-So what does LOL stand for? Lots of Lightning?
-SOCKS!
-So CNN means Clinton News Network, right?
-Only twits drive Kias.
-Two plus two is five.
-Do cats like, never land on their ass?
-That girl is so full of bitch...ness...
-I'm doing the Macaroni!
-The grounded up Chuck? How dare they!
-Wait, wait, wait! You're a guy?
-Trees aren't made from wood!

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Visits<b>Usuario</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 10:04pm<b>swedeNix</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 11:35am<b>morningperson</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 10:34pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 9:15pm<b>Fooflybag</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 5:25pm<b>Matt_a_tat_tat</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 10:56pm<b>NightRose</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 12:18am<b>_DarkAngelsGirl_</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 4:12am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 1:24am<b>FuckFace10</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 10:20pm<b>_GreenArrow_</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 6:14pm<b>iluvyah</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 12:56pm<b>rabechan</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 8:47pm<b>greeneyebeauty9</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 1:25pm<b>Lukin</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 4:22am<b>Kels789</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 11:36pm<b>dumscivisti</b> - the 02/20/2014 at 5:28pm<b>annabanana0328</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 7:03am

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