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Jessi_Rose96

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1735
  • Number of comments : 351
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Jessi_Rose96 : Due to all the stupid stuff I say in a day, I decided, "Hell, why not put them here?" So I give you....

Rose's Words to Live By:
-OH MY GOD! There's mayonnaise in that tree!
-So what does LOL stand for? Lots of Lightning?
-SOCKS!
-So CNN means Clinton News Network, right?
-Only twits drive Kias.
-Two plus two is five.
-Do cats like, never land on their ass?
-That girl is so full of bitch...ness...
-I'm doing the Macaroni!
-The grounded up Chuck? How dare they!
-Wait, wait, wait! You're a guy?
-Trees aren't made from wood!

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