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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 March 1989 (26 years)
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About JessiLindsay : Love all sports especially volleyball, soccer, surfing, snowboarding,and gymnastics :) im a laid back person and hate arguing its a waste of time im crazy as hell once you get to know me im adventurous and ill try anything I love animals, my family and friends if you want to know more then message

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