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JessiBessi93
  • Town/Country : Minnesota, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 October 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 548
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67122) - you deserved it (11194)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was going to a stoplight party. Green shirt=single, yellow=hard to get and red=taken. I show up wearing a red shirt and I see my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake I ask him jokingly why he isnt wearing red. He looks at me weird and says "Oh... you didnt get my text?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81174) - you deserved it (3334)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)



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