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JesseJaymz
  • Town/Country : H-Town, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 April 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1406
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About JesseJaymz : music producer for WHY NOT GET PAID?! ENTERTAINMENT, we also do video shoots, photo shoots, promotions, graphics, mixing, recording, etc. go to facebook, just type in why not get paid in the search bar.
proud poppa of a pitbull named Cujo. if it ain't a pit, it ain't shit.
i've played guitar since i was 12 years old, then when i was 19 i started gettin really heavy into hip hop and makin beats/recording and producing and found what i love doing. youtube jesse jaymz to hear some

icant staaaannndddd those stupid 'in soviet russia' jokes, i'm on a mission to kill that joke FOREEVVERRR.

my favorite show is 'it's always sunny in philadelphia' and 'the boondocks' charlie is my fav on sunny and RILEY!! is my favorite on th eboondocks. msg me if u want a quote-off

whatever else u wanna know ask me. i love chatting so hit me up! PEACE

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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28317) - you deserved it (7783)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32118) - you deserved it (4660)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML

#11875155
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13886) - you deserved it (22329)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:47pm - misc - by rofld (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32069) - you deserved it (9053)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

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384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32438) - you deserved it (2458)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)



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