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About JesseJaymz : music producer for WHY NOT GET PAID?! ENTERTAINMENT, we also do video shoots, photo shoots, promotions, graphics, mixing, recording, etc. go to facebook, just type in why not get paid in the search bar.
proud poppa of a pitbull named Cujo. if it ain't a pit, it ain't shit.
i've played guitar since i was 12 years old, then when i was 19 i started gettin really heavy into hip hop and makin beats/recording and producing and found what i love doing. youtube jesse jaymz to hear some
icant staaaannndddd those stupid 'in soviet russia' jokes, i'm on a mission to kill that joke FOREEVVERRR.
my favorite show is 'it's always sunny in philadelphia' and 'the boondocks' charlie is my fav on sunny and RILEY!! is my favorite on th eboondocks. msg me if u want a quote-off
whatever else u wanna know ask me. i love chatting so hit me up! PEACE
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Friday 29 August 2014