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Jess_17
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 March 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 16038
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jess_17 : I have an addiction to dorkiness and I have no problem admitting :D I like who I am turning out to be. I may not be everything I once hoped I would be. But I am happy with this person you all call Jessica. I'm dorky, mature and at the same moment immature, laid-back, easily the easiest person to make laugh ever :P, I'm curious, I always want to know why. A good portion of the time I don't know why i just said what I said. I rarely think before I speak and amazingly I'm still alive....
I'm a pathetic excuse for a writer but I love to do it anyways and photography is my great creative passion. My life just seems a little more empty without a camera near by.
This has already gone on much too long. If you don't already know more than what is here...TALK to me and find out :D

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Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

#1628197 (379)

I agree, your life sucks (20156) - you deserved it (51525)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

#197066 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (111199) - you deserved it (11235)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity." FML

#122918 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (62638) - you deserved it (4628)

On 02/24/2009 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Dr. Virgin (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (10991) - you deserved it (45823)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

#86332 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (57224) - you deserved it (2166)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (60296) - you deserved it (17690)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)