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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 985
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JessKraze : I'm blunt. I give my opinions, without caring how others feel or view them. If you don't like them that's too bad for you.

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today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1194187) - you deserved it (126793)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

TODAY, I HANDAD IN AN ASSIGNMANT IN HAALTH CLASS THAT HAD TO CALCULATA MY BMI. EMBARASSAD BY MY WAIGHT I PUTTAD IT 15 POUNDS LASS. I GOT THA ASSIGNMANT BACK AND LOST CRADIT 4 SOMATHING. CIRCLAD IN RAD PAN ON THA TOP WAS YOU MUST PUTTAD YOUR "EXACT" WAIGHT. FML

#92098
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (16215)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, boyfriend gave me a card 4 brthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited 4 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61150) - you deserved it (3374)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was mah dad. mega FML

#27684
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74723) - you deserved it (3970)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boss asked me "can I give u some constructive criticism?" . I said yes . He tells me "Your work is really shit . You have no talent an I can't figure out why I hred you." FML

#576
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26208) - you deserved it (3195)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday I'm Eading Towards Ma Car Clutcing A Bunc Of Flowers Fir Ma Grlfriend, Wen Along Comes A Sweet Old Lady Wo Says: "it's Not Flowers Se Wants, It's Some Lovin'!". Te Elderly Sure Aren't Wat Tey Used To Be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23319) - you deserved it (3177)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30577) - you deserved it (2488)

On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version



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