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JessKraze
  • Town/Country : Illinois, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 October 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JessKraze : I'm blunt. I give my opinions, without caring how others feel or view them. If you don't like them that's too bad for you.

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (991634) - you deserved it (78939)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML

#92098
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (12269)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53303) - you deserved it (2603)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64511) - you deserved it (3035)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18294) - you deserved it (2026)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15620) - you deserved it (1978)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21149) - you deserved it (1460)

On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version



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