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  • Town/Country : Engglaannndd
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6302) - you deserved it (36812)

On 10/27/2009 at 6:24pm - work - by nobodyreadsmyemails (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (618147) - you deserved it (414444)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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