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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1697
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91080) - you deserved it (6499)

On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29305) - you deserved it (53075)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44297) - you deserved it (6304)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by failatboys (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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