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JennNeedsChange
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 292
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JennNeedsChange : I'm married to a complete arrogant, demanding jerk. 90% of the time my day is ruined with-in 15 minutes of waking up. I wish I would have stayed single and waited for the perfect man to come along...even if it took me YEARS to find him! Or even if I never found him I'd be happy alone!!

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Today, I had to give the girl I am absolutely in love with advice on how to have better sex with her boyfriend. FML

#4673075
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57163) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by shitforchris (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45476) - you deserved it (9605)

On 08/01/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Maria39018 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70158) - you deserved it (17113)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, i walked into starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, " NO". There was a 'now hiring' sign in the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39627) - you deserved it (4116)

On 03/01/2009 at 10:03pm - work - by timmyb (man) - United States (California)



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