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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3727
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Yesterday, mah parents decided they won't pay fir looool college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes u liberal." FML

#8402650
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35230) - you deserved it (2684)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today , my maid looool washd my PS3. Yes , with soap an water. FML

Today , my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumpd into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac , two large fries , a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML

#7732342
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21213) - you deserved it (32577)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:44am - love - by tammy999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet is friends at one of is exclusive ( clubs. ) Expecting it to be is old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of te Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61950) - you deserved it (7084)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappereed to!! My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it 4 her Myspace and said that I deserved it 4 bieng a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome!! FML

#6901032
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34646) - you deserved it (11270)

On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they putted in, it said, "Battery was putted in backwards. No other problems found." FML

#6680274
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5668) - you deserved it (41671)

On 12/09/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by her0x3her0ine617 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45868) - you deserved it (2986)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stareshich I was recieving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind cummed and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

#6053376
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9703) - you deserved it (50685)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my grlfriend,ho is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall 4 such simple tricks, tohich she replied "They worked on you." mega FML

#5203249
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10325) - you deserved it (42289)

On 09/12/2009 at 8:00am - love - by TrainedBF (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decidd I would finally get up and wed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decidd to jump in the pool, with all my clothe on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry startd to ring from my pocket... FML

#5105234
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14085) - you deserved it (51507)

On 09/07/2009 at 1:32pm - money - by ByeByeBlackberry (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, WEN I WAS FINISED EATING AT MCDONALDS, I WENT TO SOPPERS TO PICK UP A NEW TOOTBRUS. I GOT BACK TO MA CAR ONLY TO FIND TE WINDOWS SMASED IN. TE ONLY TING TAT WAS MISSING FROM MA CAR WAS TE HELLO KITTY TOY I GOT FROM MCDONALDS. SOMEONE BROKE INTO MA CAR FOR A 10 CENT TOY. FML

#5087862
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45790) - you deserved it (3341)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, At A Family Gathering, Mah Aunt Asked Me When I Was Planning To Have Children . I'm Only 16, I Laughed And Said Not 4 A While, Definitely Not Until I Get Married . My Family Shook There Heads, And Ignored Me 4 The Rest Of The Day . Apparently, Teenage Pregnancy Is Valued In Mah Family . FML

#4555505
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59911) - you deserved it (2916)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today while I was in the doctors they told me that me and my son needed a shot , I went first to show my son that it wouldnt hurt and shots were not something to be afraid of. When they gave me my shot I started crying. My four year old son handles pain better than his 29 year old mom. FML

#4548523
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12635) - you deserved it (36235)

On 08/15/2009 at 1:06pm - kids - by wimp (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients cummd up to me and complaind about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, calld her out, and politely told her that she was not allowd in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51946) - you deserved it (7044)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, it was brthday. The only call I receivd was from stalker, who sang happy brthday with a japanese accent an askd if he could be "special present". FML

#4293059
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47953) - you deserved it (3196)

On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)



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