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  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 March 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4536
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42243) - you deserved it (10070)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

#17690581
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24320) - you deserved it (4260)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

#17610443
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41099) - you deserved it (3708)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

#17579563
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10353) - you deserved it (40090)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:57pm - health - by ash - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

#17478101
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18076) - you deserved it (21835)

On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

#17458191
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10574) - you deserved it (39303)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29730) - you deserved it (15263)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

#17392866
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43125) - you deserved it (4328)

On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34042) - you deserved it (2607)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55062) - you deserved it (8554)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my Facebook was hacked. The hacker messaged all my online friends, explaining that "I" was overseas, had run out of money and needed help. Not one person cared enough to respond. I guess the hacker picked the wrong target. FML

#16543597
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34918) - you deserved it (4708)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:10am - money - by Username - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

#16481636
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11230) - you deserved it (57992)

On 06/03/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

#16369403
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36134) - you deserved it (5471)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:45am - animals - by FeedMe (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

#16249376
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30707) - you deserved it (6462)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:11am - misc - by ThisPerson - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

#16235054
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33851) - you deserved it (12726)

On 05/18/2011 at 6:57am - kids - by JCC (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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