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Jenmic
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 March 1986 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 2077
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

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On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

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On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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135 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 6:57pm - health - by ash - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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On 06/03/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Username - United States



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