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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 October 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 17033
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jellybones : I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

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Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (165663) - you deserved it (9536)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:19pm - intimacy - by gringa_Peru (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

#1068348
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (165663) - you deserved it (9536)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:19pm - intimacy - by gringa_Peru (woman) - Peru (Lima)



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