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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 November 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

#18588248
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32524) - you deserved it (4094)

On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23708) - you deserved it (5547)

On 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by jake (man) - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30946) - you deserved it (3244)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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221 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, in a queue to the ATM, a hot girl was standing in front of me. The girl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. FML

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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257 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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116 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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