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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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AFTAR POURING MAH HAART OUT TO MAH GIRLFRIAND OF 4 YAARS THROUGH A SPAACH THAT TOOK MA 3 WAAKS TO WRITA AND THAN PROPOSING SHA RASPONDAD ( EH WHY NOT. ) FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as ma grlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner 4 two, I tried pulling out te cair 4 er. Se fell. FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by jake (man) - United States

2day I went to a restaurant with a grl I really liked . She started crying when an overweight family walked in an loudly sobbed about how the parent were "murdering" there children . This made the father of that family try to fight me . mega FML

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243 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after using looool the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I lookd down an noticd it was coverd in my husband's pubes. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

2day in a queue to the ATM, a hot grl was standing in front of me. The looool grl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. fat FML

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on mah lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. mega FML

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I receivd a message on Facebook from a guy I've likd 4 a year. He askd me if I wantd to hang out, so I said yes. When I walkd out to his car later on, he gave me a really confusd look. Apparently I was on brother's Facebook, an he'd never loggd out. FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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