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Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML
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On 06/13/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by sugarysofalof - United States (Colorado)
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML
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On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML
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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)
Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
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On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML
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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)
Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
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On 08/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Bethany (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by Madmanmorton (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Monday 17 June 2013
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