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Jed142
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 March 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1450
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jed142 : loliess ^_^

I love sushi and anime and smiles and raves and hardcore and suger and spice and everything nice XD .

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Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

#279648 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (47125) - you deserved it (14762)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with "no habla engles". He then tapped me on the shoulder and said "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML

#271640 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (7448) - you deserved it (95664)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363035) - you deserved it (401372)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)