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Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4957) - you deserved it (30287)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:09am - work - by whitedevil (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7468) - you deserved it (18983)

On 09/25/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by rebel_rose (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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