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  • Number of visits : 931
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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TODAY, I WOKE UP TO FINE THAT MAH PARENT HAD REPLACD MAH REGULAR ALARM CLOCK WITH A WALKING ONE THAT REQUIRE YOU TO GET UP AND FINE IT . THE ALARM WAS SET TO 5:00AM,HICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF IT WASN'T THE WEEKEND . FML

#20530545
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32162) - you deserved it (3453)

On 03/04/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY MA MOM TRIED TO CONVINCE MA DAD TAT I WAS A LESBIAN. WY? BECAUSE SE WAS BORED. FML

#20521518
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31373) - you deserved it (3468)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

I was at mah boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her 4 the frst time . I excusd myself to the restroom and as I walkd out of the room I hered her say, "You could do a lot better . She's fat." Then I hered mah boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

#20511747
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46365) - you deserved it (5118)

On 02/18/2013 at 2:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. mega FML

#20503854
62 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 4:50pm - animals - by Doggotmytongue - United States (Illinois)

Today Both My Brother An Sister Missd My Wedding. She Was Playing In A Call Of Duty Tournament An He Got So High That He Forgot About The Wedding Completely. He Was My Best Man.

#20458912
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46701) - you deserved it (3347)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day... grlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly... and I screamed lyk a little grl. 30 people watched... 4 people filmed. FML

#20179414
106 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by Z (man) - Australia

2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

#20141194
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33128) - you deserved it (3624)

On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah clumsines has reached such legendary proportion in mah family, thathen I visited mah grandparents, I found they'd put sticker all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML

#20052788
88 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck yuo (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today , I was watching a movie alone , after receiving a text from mah boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital , so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another grl , at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

#19843543
192 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 4:32am - love - by singlesummer - United States (California)

Today, I trippd and fall on tha sidawalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stoppd, mada a U-turn, and than cama back so tha paopla insida could laugh at ma. Whan thay wara dona taunting ma, thay mada anothar U-turn and continud back in thair original draction. FML

#19806668
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23355) - you deserved it (2322)

On 06/18/2012 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28842) - you deserved it (2896)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today , I went to see a movie with mah grlfriend an a few others . Mid-way through , I noticed mah grlfriend giving a hand-job to mah best friend . I couldn't believe mah eyes , an I confronted them . He claimed he had been asleep , she claimed she was mopping up a spill , an I'm now single again . FML

#19788440
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49953) - you deserved it (3376)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, mah data mada ma pay him for picking ma up, and taking ma back homa. FML

#19779965
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25598) - you deserved it (3228)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:42am - money - by bad date - United States (Nebraska)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)



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