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Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

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On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in front of me. Then, the train stopped abruptly and I banged my head. The girl was gone and I realized it had all been a dream. Then I realized I was supposed to get off 17 stops ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14852) - you deserved it (32711)

On 08/15/2010 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Peekaman (man) - United States (New York)



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