About JazzyByProxy : "That that starts sweet ends bitter, and that which starts bitter ends sweet."
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JazzyByProxy's favorite FMLs
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
by lotrgeek / 02/13/2012 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by sosadbuttrue / 01/14/2012 at 8:15am / Switzerland (Glarus) / Intimacy
by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love
by ikickgingers / 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm / United States / Work
Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML
by drastech99 / 09/23/2011 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Love
by jake / 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
by beachbumb8538 / 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm / United States / Geek
by weirdome23 / 04/26/2011 at 5:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Jim / 03/10/2011 at 1:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the book store. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
by chilegrande / 03/01/2011 at 3:59pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by UltraHoe69 / 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2010 at 4:40am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm / Miscellaneous
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
by Fefe / 07/12/2010 at 10:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone… Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it… Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love…