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Jazz_916
  • Town/Country : United States
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Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41280) - you deserved it (3029)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my coworker learned that I'm an Israeli Jew. He told me, in the same sentence, that Jews should "get the fuck out of Israel" and also "get out of Australia and back to your own country." Um, what? FML

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On 04/03/2013 at 1:53am - work - by JewSoSilly (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

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On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)



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