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JaykeXD

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 709
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JaykeXD : Whoa...I'm Jayke. I'm always happy and I love meeting new people so hit me up. Not trying to be a dick but when I read some of these stories it makes me appreciate my predictable boring life. Oh, I'm kind of a spelling nazi. Seriously though, send me a damned message. I'm fucking lonely over here.

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Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

#20159802
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22915) - you deserved it (1337)

On 11/11/2012 at 11:30pm - misc - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

#20108214
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (4700)

On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML

#20085837
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19384) - you deserved it (1222)

On 09/23/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't like chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML

#20026951
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12150) - you deserved it (22589)

On 08/17/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to allow the cats to sleep with us on the bed. As we started to cuddle, one of the cats pissed right in between us. We are sleeping on the couch until the baking soda absorbs the smell in the mattress. I'll be sleeping there longer than that. FML

#20012106
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8613) - you deserved it (25494)

On 08/09/2012 at 8:02pm - animals - by couchsurfer - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

#19999290
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24449) - you deserved it (1992)

On 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by HappyMan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffed, accused me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him for a fool again, I'd be looking for a new job. FML

#19938153
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26549) - you deserved it (2023)

On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML

#19925545
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25908) - you deserved it (2246)

On 07/11/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by jenA (woman) - United States

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML

#19833260
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22246) - you deserved it (6981)

On 06/23/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML

#19637178
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6853) - you deserved it (35282)

On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

#17826214
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10486) - you deserved it (30609)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML

#17628013
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26509) - you deserved it (3399)

On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

#17489385
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25088) - you deserved it (9988)

On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

#17474941
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9211) - you deserved it (34681)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

#17474941
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9211) - you deserved it (34681)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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