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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 807
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Jayjay210 : I'm a nice dude, I love football, video games and Girls. :P I'm getting xbox live today or tomorrow. (1/16/10) Give me your gamer tag. :p I'll be on COD:Modern warefare2 most of the time. :))
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Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

#7396511
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29733) - you deserved it (2381)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

#7395269
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28308) - you deserved it (2273)

On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28695) - you deserved it (5814)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26870) - you deserved it (3133)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83591) - you deserved it (4747)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

#6971032
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12201) - you deserved it (25193)

On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38596) - you deserved it (4115)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

#6947126
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20793) - you deserved it (2440)

On 12/25/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30680) - you deserved it (6911)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML

#6128327
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26688) - you deserved it (5152)

On 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Shawty (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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