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Jayfer
  • Town/Country : Rocky Mount, Franklin County
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 January 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Jayfer : Hey, I'm a college student going to Longwood University and studying Criminal Justice. I come on to read about peoples' shitty days and maybe even submit my own lol

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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21562) - you deserved it (6058)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39757) - you deserved it (2394)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31137) - you deserved it (2150)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6071) - you deserved it (43118)

On 08/30/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by rydawg79 (man) - United States (New York)



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