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Jaxx66
  • Town/Country : Boring, Louisiana
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 April 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2659
  • Number of comments : 775
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Jaxx66 : I'm a reader of all sorts of books. Most include Anne Rice, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Michael Crichton.
--I recently got into buying eBooks on my phone due to extremely low patience of wanting the next book, it being 3am and book stores are closed--

I love computer games. WoW, Requiem: A Bloodymare. Aion... Non-online games include mostly just Penumbra and Silent Hill, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil and so on.
My xBox is really awesome, mostly do RPG's though.

I love my cats!.... And my new rat ^_^

Yeah... That is about it...

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Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21146) - you deserved it (2483)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, some blowhard on a motorcycle yelled at me for jaywalking, causing him to almost hit a dumpster. He picked up and threw an empty beer can at me when I started giggling at the sticker on the front of his helmet that said "If you can read this, I have lost my caravan." FML

#17572437
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6336) - you deserved it (14947)

On 08/24/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by josie345 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML

#17569578
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19538) - you deserved it (2261)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Meagan smith - United States (Colorado)

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

#17544670
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6523) - you deserved it (25942)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML

#17527301
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26924) - you deserved it (1930)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML

#17408229
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29030) - you deserved it (882)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36270) - you deserved it (10746)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having a great time shopping with my gran, until she started complaining about all the foreigners ruining our town, and counting each person who didn't look 100% British. It wouldn't even have been so bad if I wasn't adopted into the family, from Russia. FML

#17330812
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (2260)

On 08/01/2011 at 11:05am - misc - by Foreigner (woman) - Jersey

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23769) - you deserved it (21961)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15745) - you deserved it (41130)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28989) - you deserved it (3530)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

#16862726
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38068) - you deserved it (7785)

On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

#16718641
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8082) - you deserved it (30014) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11840) - you deserved it (24557)

On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43849) - you deserved it (7848)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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