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Jaxx66

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Jaxx66

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4447
  • Number of comments : 798
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Jaxx66 : Hello there, random person!

I really don't have much to say.. I read, I write, I play video games.. I prefer the Asses to the Elephants..
Blue and Silver are very pretty.. But if we're talking about jewelery, I will say the same.. Gold and Diamonds are nasty ugly, and not just because of where Diamonds come from.. They are just /ugly/. I have three cats, one of them is still rather feral, but he's a sweetie (Only to me, he bites and scratches anyone else, it suits me just fine!)

That's about it, with the small span of time I've given myself to be here, have things to do, and going back to the site on my mobile device.

If you truly wish to message me, don't expect an immediate response, since I don't check on the comp very often.

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Jaxx66's favorite FMLs

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29685) - you deserved it (3207)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21659) - you deserved it (11893)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML

#19272838
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24466) - you deserved it (7857)

On 03/13/2012 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35082) - you deserved it (5315)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, my landlady roasted a joint of beef and the whole house smelled wonderful. OK, even if I am a masochistic vegetarian and former omnivore, that was way beyond cruel. FML

#19152969
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7613) - you deserved it (28560)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:28am - misc - by i2xl (woman) - Canada

Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML

#19109454
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16492) - you deserved it (7319)

On 02/18/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29769) - you deserved it (7442)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24520) - you deserved it (15722)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7272) - you deserved it (25909)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

#18798244
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23435) - you deserved it (3903)

On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML

#18774558
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31811) - you deserved it (3563)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh apparently. FML

#18770339
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32582) - you deserved it (2426)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by barface - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

#18756211
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26315) - you deserved it (7829)

On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML

#18752093
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28987) - you deserved it (2921)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27720) - you deserved it (12555)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)



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