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About Jaxx66 : Hello there, random person!
I really don't have much to say.. I read, I write, I play video games.. I prefer the Asses to the Elephants..
Blue and Silver are very pretty.. But if we're talking about jewelery, I will say the same.. Gold and Diamonds are nasty ugly, and not just because of where Diamonds come from.. They are just /ugly/. I have three cats, one of them is still rather feral, but he's a sweetie (Only to me, he bites and scratches anyone else, it suits me just fine!)
That's about it, with the small span of time I've given myself to be here, have things to do, and going back to the site on my mobile device.
If you truly wish to message me, don't expect an immediate response, since I don't check on the comp very often.
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Friday 22 May 2015