About Jaxx66 : Hello there, random person!
I really don't have much to say.. I read, I write, I play video games.. I prefer the Asses to the Elephants..
Blue and Silver are very pretty.. But if we're talking about jewelery, I will say the same.. Gold and Diamonds are nasty ugly, and not just because of where Diamonds come from.. They are just /ugly/. I have three cats, one of them is still rather feral, but he's a sweetie (Only to me, he bites and scratches anyone else, it suits me just fine!)
That's about it, with the small span of time I've given myself to be here, have things to do, and going back to the site on my mobile device.
If you truly wish to message me, don't expect an immediate response, since I don't check on the comp very often.
About Jaxx66 : Hello there, random person!
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by SwimmingInFear / 05/28/2012 at 11:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML
by emonsteadman / 05/28/2012 at 10:05am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/25/2012 at 2:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
by Byebye / 05/24/2012 at 3:30pm / Netherlands (Groningen) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML
by Anonymous / 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by Asdf649 / 05/19/2012 at 12:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I got a ticket for panhandling to get gas money so that I could both drive out to a job interview AND still have enough gas to pick up my dad. Apparently, these particular cops had nothing better to do than harass me for standing quietly next to a freeway entrance with a silly sign. FML
by Starving Student / 05/16/2012 at 11:42pm / United States (Washington) / Money
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
by CalyenaL / 05/12/2012 at 9:35pm / Mexico (Baja California) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 11:24am / United States / Love
by xharmonyx / 04/24/2012 at 4:29am / United States / Work
by hjkashld / 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
by Quackers / 04/11/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by vanessax / 04/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Indiana) / Kids
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
by Baustigt / 04/10/2012 at 6:48am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…