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Jaxx66

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Jaxx66

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4413
  • Number of comments : 798
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Jaxx66 : Hello there, random person!

I really don't have much to say.. I read, I write, I play video games.. I prefer the Asses to the Elephants..
Blue and Silver are very pretty.. But if we're talking about jewelery, I will say the same.. Gold and Diamonds are nasty ugly, and not just because of where Diamonds come from.. They are just /ugly/. I have three cats, one of them is still rather feral, but he's a sweetie (Only to me, he bites and scratches anyone else, it suits me just fine!)

That's about it, with the small span of time I've given myself to be here, have things to do, and going back to the site on my mobile device.

If you truly wish to message me, don't expect an immediate response, since I don't check on the comp very often.

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Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML

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On 05/28/2012 at 10:05am - work - by emonsteadman - United States (Texas)

Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML

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On 05/25/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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On 05/24/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by Byebye - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML

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On 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML

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On 05/19/2012 at 12:17am - love - by Asdf649 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a ticket for panhandling to get gas money so that I could both drive out to a job interview AND still have enough gas to pick up my dad. Apparently, these particular cops had nothing better to do than harass me for standing quietly next to a freeway entrance with a silly sign. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 11:42pm - money - by Starving Student - United States (Washington)

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On 05/12/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by CalyenaL (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

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On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

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186 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by hjkashld (man) - United States

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
95 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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137 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

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115 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML



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