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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5751
  • Number of comments : 798
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Jaxx66 : Hello there, random person!

I really don't have much to say.. I read, I write, I play video games.. I prefer the Asses to the Elephants..
Blue and Silver are very pretty.. But if we're talking about jewelery, I will say the same.. Gold and Diamonds are nasty ugly, and not just because of where Diamonds come from.. They are just /ugly/. I have three cats, one of them is still rather feral, but he's a sweetie (Only to me, he bites and scratches anyone else, it suits me just fine!)

That's about it, with the small span of time I've given myself to be here, have things to do, and going back to the site on my mobile device.

If you truly wish to message me, don't expect an immediate response, since I don't check on the comp very often.

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Today, I was debating with my now ex-boyfriend over the ethics of using torture in interrogations of suspected criminals. It took just ten minutes before he freely admitted that he'd have no problem "torturing the shit" out of me if he even suspected I was seeing another man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23350) - you deserved it (3801)

On 08/11/2012 at 12:38pm - love - by what the actual fuck (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML


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On 08/09/2012 at 4:16pm - intimacy - by Badkitty14 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML


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On 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML


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On 08/04/2012 at 2:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML


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On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML


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On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML


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On 08/01/2012 at 3:59am - misc - by SLAB_GIRL15 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML


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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML


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On 07/30/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by hoaloha - United States (Arizona)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML


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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML


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On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML


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On 07/22/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Roma-Jay - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML


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On 07/21/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by AussieG75 - United States (Florida)

Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML


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On 07/20/2012 at 6:45pm - health - by fxck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

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