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Jaxro
  • Town/Country : London, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 April 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 111777
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (470904) - you deserved it (584759)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
975 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54289) - you deserved it (593484)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39736) - you deserved it (5128)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

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75 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34942) - you deserved it (5504)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version



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