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Jaxro
  • Town/Country : London, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 April 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 111219
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16245) - you deserved it (6846)

On 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by B-Man (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by onething (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

#1079164 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (83779) - you deserved it (3580)

On 04/18/2009 at 3:20am - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

#1070820 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (34496) - you deserved it (11670)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by shutupandsmile18 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

#965194 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (70657) - you deserved it (6121)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

#929724 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (58444) - you deserved it (8795)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

#927368 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (68608) - you deserved it (3622)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

#914206 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (46620) - you deserved it (6616)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:13pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

#910687 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (26148) - you deserved it (45008)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by ripped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

#904646 (406)

I agree, your life sucks (169453) - you deserved it (20898)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

#904638 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (57816) - you deserved it (2970)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by yum. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347 (416)

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

#811119 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (76595) - you deserved it (4345)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:04am - intimacy - by knicksfan (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167899) - you deserved it (51040)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

#726983 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (76828) - you deserved it (6506)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)