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Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

#20190054
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I agree, your life sucks (14665) - you deserved it (970)

On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

#20064659
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On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)



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