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Jasper

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 257350
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jasper : i love girls. i love boys.

Jasper's page activity

Visits<b>OB1Kenobi</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 3:41am<b>OnlyKayleah</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 3:05pm<b>logank013</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 2:00pm<b>walker9879</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 7:59am<b>hullarms</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 12:18pm<b>jill97</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:05am<b>SirPringles</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 4:46pm<b>keyface5</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 9:44am<b>twarn15</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 7:37am<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 10:08pm<b>david66</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 4:15pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 12:11am<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 4:28pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 8:54pm<b>mattmillabruh</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 12:32am<b>TinyTinkerer</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 8:11pm<b>codkingmaster1</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 6:04pm<b>Paulcs</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 8:29am

Fucked!<b>logank013</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 8:00pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:55am

Jasper's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Jasper's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents and I were looking through old photos. My dad comments, "Wow you were chubby back then. But that's ok, it was baby fat." Then he turns to me and asks, "What's your excuse now?" FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 11:38pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

by clementine_k / 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex. My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradicted. Completely straightfaced, he said, "Well, I am when it's good." FML

by AGluckily / 03/21/2009 at 9:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

by Mike / 03/21/2009 at 11:38am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

by teriyaki124 / 03/21/2009 at 5:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

by jilted / 03/21/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

by MollyMo / 03/21/2009 at 2:22am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

by willywonks / 03/21/2009 at 1:33am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML

by churchgoer / 03/19/2009 at 11:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying "save your money". FML

by RdL / 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Money

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

by isaacBENNETT / 03/17/2009 at 3:25am / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

by princess / 03/17/2009 at 1:06am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

by Dansonn / 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

by Noname / 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm / United States (California) / Animals