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Jasper
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About Jasper : i love girls. i love boys.

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Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

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On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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