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  • Number of visits : 254597
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Jasper : i love girls. i love boys.

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Today... I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I calld the prosecution the prostitution.

#2796637
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80676) - you deserved it (22687)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, mah mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helpd mah mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revisd it and puttd in a note saying I was to get nothing cuz I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

#2796619
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103316) - you deserved it (10406)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I decided to confess mah feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks , but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care , because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there , I saw her making out with another girl. FML

#2785854
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56197) - you deserved it (4702)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:43pm - love - by Ryuga (man) - United States (Florida)

Today my baseball team had a game and one of our best player was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast sohen the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML

#2609418
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40315) - you deserved it (4039)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by fmlprobot (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex . Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had . Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing . FML

#2602287
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66069) - you deserved it (9320)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room an wonderinghy I did not recieve my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wantd. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago.

#2545642
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (189530) - you deserved it (9100)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by guamfml - Guam

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84889) - you deserved it (227237)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called Tech Support cuz the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, an bieng walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause an he said "You're a F*ing idiot." an hung up. It still won't work. FML

#2525749
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47326) - you deserved it (21439)

On 06/02/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by holliefall (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37149) - you deserved it (62529)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... there was a parent bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad enterd... and endd up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends... teachers... other parents... and the hot soccer team saw. FML

#2501660
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60255) - you deserved it (3550)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by biker2012 (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I Felt Left Out That All Mah Friend R Getting Marrid Or Have Great Relationship And Mah Boyfriend Won't Commit. I Made A Facebook Up And Pretendd To Talk With This Really Cute Guy I Made Up. Today, I Found Out That Mah Boyfriend Is Gay... He Startd Hitting On Mah Made Up Facebook Guy. FML

#2330424
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59428) - you deserved it (19442)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:06am - love - by sounfair90 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, I SAW THIS TOURIST ALMOST GET HIT BY A CAB !! AFTER HE WALKED AWAY I COMPLAINED TO MY BOYFRIEND ABOUT HOW IDIOTIC PEOPLE LYK HIM JUST DESERVE TO DIE !! AFTER 5 BLOCKS OF MY RANTING THE TOURIST TURNS AROUND AND SAYS "I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF U BITCH." I HID BEHIND MY LAUGHING BOYFRIEND !! FML

#2328337
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8007) - you deserved it (81868)

On 05/26/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by Ash (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said looool "I won't tell if u don't tell, please don't tell your mother". FML

#2271321
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80841) - you deserved it (5017)

On 05/25/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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