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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About JasmineLovesJam : Hiii im Jasmine =]=]
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Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML


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