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by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Ltsdragons / 11/10/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by lexigan4 / 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by KristaAaronn / 08/27/2014 at 8:24am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML
by Iamdisappointed / 07/24/2013 at 7:50am / Sweden (Dalarnas Lan) / Intimacy
Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
by suckstosuck / 07/23/2013 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by needsnewshorts / 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by lame-o-prof / 07/15/2013 at 5:14pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
by richardmrcs / 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Animals
by sugarysofalof / 06/13/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by great / 01/25/2013 at 3:36pm / Puerto Rico / Intimacy
Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML
by Igor / 12/19/2012 at 12:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by shorty4 / 07/13/2012 at 10:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation…
- Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…