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Jarheadhorn
  • Town/Country : corning, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 April 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I encountered one of my professors from college. Back when I was in his game theory class, he publicly criticized me for falling asleep and not paying attention, to which I retaliated by acing all of his exams. Four years and a degree later, I met him again... while working at Pizza Hut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27725) - you deserved it (10728)

On 11/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by mylifeisfed (man) - United States (Illinois)



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