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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 248
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Janice_Ian's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30696) - you deserved it (8777)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27102) - you deserved it (12841)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10879) - you deserved it (20942)

On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)



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