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Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)



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