Well... what could I say? Do you really wanna know about me? ok then
I love Jack Daniel's, cigarettes and Rock'n'Roll... I like humour as black as my coffee (no sugar please), my kids, our new kitten, the seaside and walking barefooted.
I'm the quiet type until... enough is enough? Yeah, that's it!
So? Happy now? You know more about me, hope it changes your life, at least for the few secs you've spent reading this!
Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 8:38pm - misc - by dangerousknitter (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
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On 10/06/2009 at 11:56am - misc - by good-samaritan-fail (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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