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Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2009 at 2:27am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
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