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Jandude

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2270
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jandude : Holla at me gurl

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Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8938) - you deserved it (33707)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 7:26pm - health - by Loot (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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