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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 December 1992 (23 years)
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About Jandude : Holla at me gurl

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Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML


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Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML


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