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JandH4ever

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 160
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JandH4ever : I like poop
I like pie
I like poop pie
Poop pie is good

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JandH4ever's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML

#20191408
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23385) - you deserved it (2482)

On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30434) - you deserved it (6402)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (692357) - you deserved it (463137)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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