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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34835) - you deserved it (8847)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14743) - you deserved it (38408)

On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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